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Dirty Work

Litter Boxes​

  • There are two litter boxes in the house, one on each floor:
    • Broom closet next to the bathroom (downstairs)
    • Office (upstairs)
  • Once per visit, please scoop them out (scoop hanging in a white plastic bag in the closet and in the litter tub, respectively) and place the soiled goop in the silver trash can.
    • There’s a new bag underneath the current one in the silver trash can, and even more of them hanging in the office closet.
  • If the bag fills up, please (and thank you) deposit it in the garbage bin with the black lid in the garage.

Myrtle is Special​

Turds

Myrtle prefers to shit directly on the god damned floor

  • There are Clorox wipes underneath the kitchen sink to deal with messes.
  • Myrtle has a delicate digestive system and barfs regularly, something her vet has diagnosed as "sometimes cats are just like that."